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Alfie
12:07 Sat Aug 29
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'Ever since i can remember , i always wanted to be a womble. The matted grey hair, the stupid fucking hats, the under and the overground, wombling free.
The shagging dorises from the flumps. The cocaine sessions with bagpuss. The pissed up sex orgies with rod hull and emu.
The time we set orville the duck alight with white spirits and melted the part of his beak responsible for speech.
We was wombles. We was fearless. We was the guvnors'
Second scene monologue voice over by uncle tobermory in the 1978 film 'Wombapocalypse: the reckoning'.
His richly nuanced portrayal of a cocaine fuelled death besotted womble won tobermory the 1978 shaggy dog bone award sponsored by Pal with marrowbone in conjunction with the puppet academy of laindon.
Sublime
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Dan M
11:59 Fri Aug 28
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You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
Adrian Cronauer to Sgt. Dickerson, Good Morning Vietnam.
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Bungo
11:58 Fri Aug 28
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SPLITTER!!!
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icwhs
11:54 Fri Aug 28
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Ferris Buellers day off
"If i was a porn star, I'd call myself Balls Maclongcock"
Funny back then
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Alfie
11:54 Fri Aug 28
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' i will take that fucking book right - take it off yer you cunt, shove it up yer guts and then fling it- the fucking book, all the records in it and your fucking innards - fling it up the windows of your nans fucking house. The window cleaner will have to squeegee you off like dogmeat jelly.'
Spoken by bungle to Norris Mcgwirter during the opening scene of 'Record Breakers versus Rainbow: The Movie'.
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Alfie
11:47 Fri Aug 28
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'Blow it out of your fucking arse' - one of the train robbers to an approaching copper before he electrocutes himself on a tube track. The taking of pelham 123 (original)
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MrCrowmanSir
11:40 Fri Aug 28
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Jack Carter: "You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow"
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Crazy In Cremonese
11:36 Fri Aug 28
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Harold Shand to the Mafia: SHUT IT YOU LONG STREAK OF PARALYSED PISS
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Lily Hammer
11:31 Fri Aug 28
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/trivia?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu
Here they are, if anyone fancies expanding their insult options.
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Lily Hammer
11:30 Fri Aug 28
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Crowman
I've just been reading through the other quotes on IMDB and have been laughing out loud. I'd forgotten about 80% of his insults, but they are all class, Poor Gomer Pyle; he took some serious stick.
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MrCrowmanSir
11:13 Fri Aug 28
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Lily, he was being himself as well, which makes it all the more impressive. He was a drill instructor in the U.S Marine Corps.
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Lily Hammer
11:09 Fri Aug 28
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cuzoftheeast 10:10 Fri Aug 28
You got that all wrong, though you are on to something......
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
Full Metal Jacket
In fact, every single line that comes out of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's mouth is a first class, class A, samurai sword cutting insult.
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MrCrowmanSir
11:08 Fri Aug 28
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Love that film JFK.
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jfk
11:01 Fri Aug 28
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For a nation of pigs, it sures seems funny that you don't eat them! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I f*** your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're all pigs!
Billy Hayes - Midnight Express
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bruuuno
10:39 Fri Aug 28
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"You're fat and ill throw you in the river"
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chim chim cha boo
10:37 Fri Aug 28
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'Shut that cunt up or I'm going to come over there and kick - start her head'.
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HairySpotter
10:34 Fri Aug 28
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Sicilians were spawned by N******s
its a fact
you see Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts
If you don't believe me, you can look it up, hundreds and hundreds of years ago..u see urm, the Moors conquered Sicily and the Moors are N******so you see, way back then, Sicilians were wops from northern Italy. they all had blonde hair and blue eyes but urm..well the Moors moved in here and urm, well they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking yeah that that they changed the whole bloodline forever . That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin.
Its absolutely amazing to me, to think that to this day, hundreds of years later that Sicilians still carry that N**** gene. Now this..no im quoting history, its written, its a fact, its written YOUR ANCESTORS ARE N****S!! and your great great great great grandmother fucked a N***** haha yeah and she had a half N***** kid..
Now...if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?
Cos you...you're part egg plant
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Mad Dog
10:30 Fri Aug 28
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You look look like a crocodile, fat crocodile.
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Mad Dog
10:29 Fri Aug 28
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Damn you marston
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Mad Dog
10:29 Fri Aug 28
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"How tall are you?
I didn't know they staked shit that high"
let's face it. And I'm not being funny, I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, you've always been a cunt. And, the only thing that's gonna change is that you're gonna become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
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Raymond Duck
10:28 Fri Aug 28
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - Holy Grail
"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it" - Withnail & I
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